I am a passionate self-taught software & systems engineer, a father to two lovely kids, a husband to an amazing wife, supposedly a geek, a caffeine junkie, a food lover, and an open source/free software believer. My hobbies include cycling and woodworking.
Originally from Cairo, Egypt & living in the United Kingdom.
Friday, March 14, 2008
code - caffeine relationship!
We have to admit!
"Programmers are tools to convert caffeine into CODE!"*
if(developer.feels() & Bored) { developer.lifetime.wasteOn(Nonsense); //Now developer.feels() == Good for each f in developer.firends { f.lifetime.wasteOn(Nonsense); //Now f.feels() also == Good } } } developer.dispose()
5 comments:
haha.. mos3ab hayefdal mos3ab :)
kol sana wenta tayeb
cute idea
while(caffeine) {
developer::Debug(caffeine);
caffeine ++ ; //endless loop :(
}
while(developer.lifetime>0)
{
developer.code();
developer.lifetime--;
if(developer.feels() & Bored)
{
developer.lifetime.wasteOn(Nonsense); //Now developer.feels() == Good
for each f in developer.firends
{
f.lifetime.wasteOn(Nonsense); //Now f.feels() also == Good
}
}
}
developer.dispose()
If (Mos3abAge < 7 && YouAreWealthy) // 7 years and 7 Billion Dollar
{
Marriage(Mos3ab,Farida);
}
Else
{
echo "You are the biggest loser!!";
}
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